hump and dump

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.
Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.
by powerpuffhoes November 12, 2017
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Hump and Dump

A way to have sex without attaching feelings, often a one night stand with “no concequences” the dumper has no firtyer relations with the dumpee
Hey Oliver, how did your date go with Veronica?

Oliver: she just gave a hump and dump
by 😂bitchin! November 09, 2017
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Kids Tylenol Dump

The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.
Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.
by January 13, 2021
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the dump podcast

One of the stupidest fucking things I’ve heard off.
Boy 1: Bro love our dumpship and the dump podcast
Boy 2: No bro. love it when you fist my dump hole
by Dumpy Dump Disaster February 28, 2023
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Pile Dumping

When a male drills his penis continuously into the anal cavity of either another male or a female or possibly even a fucking animal.
‘ Damn mate’ ‘ Smells like you’ve been pile dumping that chick for days bro’
by Shazza61982 November 14, 2018
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Pump a Dump

“Is a sexual act on which one thrusts once and then immediately following shits themselves”
Hold on sally I gotta take a shit, I know you don’t want me to ‘Pump a Dump’ again”
by Slobknob247 March 05, 2019
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Badge Dump

Badge Dump; The act of doing something so stupid that you loose your job as a Police Officer.
Brennen did a Badge Dump when he sent dick pics to underage girls.
by Igel69 May 26, 2021
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