To Do A Lozza

To lose at something.
To lose at some spectacularly, often to someone/something who's actual trash.

See Laurence "Lozza" Fox 8/5/2021 London Mayoral Election.

To do a Lozza.

"He's going to do a Lozza!"

"See Clive at the game last night? He did a right Lozza!"

"Mate, what a Lozza".

by Izanamisaurus May 08, 2021

Doing a Simon

When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.

I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore

by FloppySimon May 29, 2019

Doing a Lukey

"Doing a Lukey" happens when you take all your clothes off, to have sex, but keep your socks on.

I am having sex with my girlfriend. My feet are cold, so I am doing a Lukey.

by D.D1979 April 14, 2020

Doing A Deadpool

Ejaculating into a soap dispenser

My boyfriend was doing a Deadpool, it was chaos when I found out.

by No Username Ideas Anymore February 12, 2022

Doing a Karl

To do a Karl is to be the dirtiest kind of homosexual sexual predator, but in a cute, somewhat meaty sense.

"Man, that guy is totally doing a Karl, he's touching the barman up with his beefy hands."

by Vonatello April 07, 2008

Doing the Meloni

A famous and well-known term usually used for a person pretending to be ill all of the time.

Teacher: Who is missing today?
Student: Timo is missing.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Dunno, he's probably doing the Meloni again.

by Nibbaloni May 27, 2018

do beesh

when an unfortunate event happens to one of your close homies but saying "do be" and "sheesh" doesn't cut it anymore so you combine the two together.

"shit bro i just found out Susan was cheating on me with my brother"
"no way bro it really do beesh like that sometimes"

by juicypussy46 January 20, 2021