Parking The Bus

A defensive soccer strategy where a team stacks every single player in front of their own goal, making it nearly impossible for the other team to score. Basically turning the pitch into a crowded parking lot with no exits.

Chelsea spent the whole second half parking the bus instead of actually attacking

by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025

BUS HEAD

Manchester slang for someone who has a large head

“Korey pomroy bus head”

by vexzd May 16, 2023

PCP Cat Eye Bus

being on pcp while seeing people with cat eyes that are on an abandoned school bus

whoa, did you hear about the kid that pcp cat eye bus?

by yakwtmfviopcpceb February 27, 2021

School Bus

A giant, yellow, evil-looking bus that forces you to go to the concentration camp known as "School".

I survived the School Bus

by IntergalactalEnergy April 18, 2023

spak bus

the bus that the spastics use to get to school every day

jake: miley definetly take the spak bus

miley: **spastic noises**

by matoos likes penis September 3, 2021

Topher Bus

The clone of Christopher Columbus from Clone High

Topher: yo I’m Topher bus

by Tophabe Stan 🤰🏻 November 4, 2023

The 168 Bus

A long bleak depressing bus journey, not to mention the bus stinks of McDonald's food and loud rowdy passengers take this bus with the odd couple who make out in the back of the bus.

The seats are usually covered in gum and snots

A guy named Sebastian had to take this bus home after being ghosted by his lifelong friend Aimee

Paul: Are you catching the 168 bus?

Jeremy: No I'm not, I'm getting a taxi thank god

Sean: I'm getting the 168

Adeel: Ouch, good luck sean

by Unique philosopher December 26, 2024