Whole bus full of nuns

An expression of exasperated confusion, being unable to explain logically the good fortune of one’s present circumstance by insinuating the performance of something karmically exceptional in a past life.

To get such a partner; so attractive, thoughtful, and who contributes so much, it must have been a whole bus full of nuns.

by lapis.yoga March 06, 2021

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Russian Bus

When you get on a bus, stick a dildo to the ceiling, and shit in the seats.

“Dude, did you hear what Jerry did?”
“Yea, he left that mean bus driver who flipped him the bird a Russian Bus.”
“He’ll be cleaning up shit for days!”
“I hope he enjoys his new floppy rubber dick!”

by MrGoodnight360 December 28, 2024

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D.C. Bus Trip

When a man and girl sit on a bus and give each other handjobs at the same time and say that they are "holding hands"

Abby and Adam gave each other a sloppy D.C. Bus Trip on the ride home.

by whosmans23 August 17, 2017

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get on da bus

This is a tough phrase to define. It encapsulates many of the every day struggles of a young man.

Defining this phrase so early in it's use is not preemptive and will not end poorly.

Lisa: I hate this.

Young Man: GET ON DA BUS

Lisa: No, don't get on the bus.

Young Man: Don't hate! GET ON DA BUS.

by OrsonKrennicsGloriousWhiteCape December 19, 2019

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