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Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017
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Waffle House Wench

1. A woman that likes to be scattered, smothered, and covered in the Waffle House batter.
2. A quickie in the Waffle House bathroom
I took my girlfriend at 2 in the morning out for breakfast, and she ended up being a Waffle House Wench.
by BeatleBabe007 October 16, 2024
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Twat Waffle

Someone who's being a ditsy bitch
You won't believe what that twat waffle did !
by xSunn April 30, 2016
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waffling

my freind is waffling
by pet sim pro October 11, 2022
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Waffle House

The Waffle House is a powerful eldritch monster which is said to have infinite power and knowledge. To contain it the Waffle House must gain a new host a being chosen to contain it's power and share its goods and knowledge with the words. The ritual to find the New Host comes every 1000 years.
Child: Grandpa bro did you feel that wave and what's that bright red beam shoot in the sky

Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host
by M_Ace January 18, 2023
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cactus waffle

Something you call a guy that's being a dick.
Wow Andrew and Aidan are such Cactus Waffles !
by Giannaserafino July 16, 2014
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Waffling

When your chatting for no reason
by Gslhdhlclydlydupcud September 29, 2020
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