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Superstar Dick

It's when you find someone only decently attractive but because they're famous they're really hot, and you want to hook up with them. Like Adam Sandler. Or that fat guy with the mustache from 'N Sync.
Maddy: Dude, you should totally hook up with the star quarterback.

Jenna: Why? He isn't even cute.

Maddy: SUPERSTAR DICK.
by megyqc December 16, 2011
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Flaming Dick

When you coat your dick in hand sanitizer and light it on fire. You the proceed to fuck a woman and cum before it goes out or burns the dick off.
I did a flaming dick to this bitch last night and lost my right nut. Still had a blast tho!
by Biggie dick November 30, 2018
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GooGoo Dick

The act of getting cummies all over your whiskey dick while tackling a growling land shark.
Aw man I got all fucked up on C4 and peppermint schnapps. I took this beast to my buddy's sister's room, laid her out but only ended up with GooGoo Dick
by Crb4590 November 15, 2019
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other dicked

Aka "ODed"

1. When yo bitch has plans to meet up with u but ends up meeting up with someone while on their way to you. Basically you get intercepted by some other dick.

2. Quite simply your bitch gets dicked down by another nigga instead of you in any situation.

(Phrase coined by DanWallace)
Last night Sherry was on her way to meet up with me but met up with her coke dealer first and I got OTher Dicked.
by Dan Wallace December 27, 2016
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Midgie's Dick

A unit of measurement less than a millimetre. It can be used in a variety of contexts. Midgies have notoriously small members.
Example 1: Music or TV
Can you turn it up a midgie's dick?

Example 2: Furniture making
I need to shave a midgie's dick off the width of the drawers. Can you pass me the belt sander?
by Meathook Mike June 17, 2014
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Dick Chipper

An individual with braces that does a really bad job at giving head.

May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.
I can wait for Sonja to get her braces off. Finally she won’t be a dick chipper. That shit hurts.

My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
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Dick Choker

A cock sock, the goalie, a johnny bag, just another name for a condom.
Steve was raw dogging Sarah when she made him put on a dick choker which caused him to lose his erection
by Bryan Pott October 22, 2011
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