Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

Person:"Hey, did you hear about the museum exploding?"
Other Person:"Yeah, heard it was caused by a Gas Explosion"
Person;"Funny thing, there wasn't a single gas source large to enough to cause an explosion of the magnitude"
Other Person:" Yeah, funny...."
*It was at this point that Other Person, knew he had to wipe Person's mind of this revelation, or his entire society would be found. And they can't have that, now can they?*
Other Person:"Yeah, heard it was caused by a Gas Explosion"
Person;"Funny thing, there wasn't a single gas source large to enough to cause an explosion of the magnitude"
Other Person:" Yeah, funny...."
*It was at this point that Other Person, knew he had to wipe Person's mind of this revelation, or his entire society would be found. And they can't have that, now can they?*
by Anontheanonymousv January 15, 2019

Gas 5?
Ok
Ok
by proedu October 15, 2020

by The_8bit_Croc February 16, 2023

When CPCHAD doesn’t respond to me and I don’t think she gives a shit, I said TD GAS. Toes Don’t Give A Shit
by Kp146 October 4, 2023

by Forty Five Seventy Four July 13, 2025

The Art Of Gas Masking Is Farting In A Hat And Quickly Pulling It Over Someone's Face To Create A "mask" Full Of Raw Natural Ass Gas.
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)
"Logan Was Falling Asleep Last Night , So I Had To start Gas Masking Him To Wake Him Up."
"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"
"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"
by superpoopertrooper August 26, 2013
