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That's something best left up to Jesus Christ

The standard bu**s**t reply that a professed religious-freak half-heartedly tries to appease you with whenever you ask a "tough" theology-related question that he does not actually have a "ready" or "satisfactory" answer for, such as, "Well, if God truly loves Mankind, why does He allow bad things to happen to good people?", or, "Yeah, right --- well, tell me this, then --- if your 'perfect God' is so kind and compassionate and merciful, why did He allow my {some beloved relative/friend who became deceased way too early in life} to die?!"
I get sooooo sick ‘n’ tired of hearing that stupid-a** wooden-smile-expressioned response of "Well, that's something best left up to Jesus Christ," whenever I indignantly fire back a perfectly logical question at a local Bible-blabber who is trying to "bring me into the true fold” --- hey, I'm not interested in waiting for "Jesus Christ" to answer my question "all in His good time"!! I want an actual straight solid definite answer --- and one that truly makes logical sense to me --- RIGHT AWAY, not in FIFTY BLEEPIN' YEARS or however long I'm sposta hafta wait to "receive divine enlightenment”! How da HECK can a supposedly-enlightened "born-aginner" except me to wanna listen to his b**l-crap preachings or accept his beliefs if he himself can't even come up with a proper answer to a simple query that a non-believer would logically ask him? Zheee-yeeesh --- he isn’t even following the “old Scout motto” of “be prepared”!!
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
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That Poppy

Old name of youtube sensation 'Poppy' before getting kicked off Island Records.
Person 1: Have you heard the new album Am I a Girl? by 'That Poppy'
Person 2: That who?
Person 2: Do you mean 'Poppy'
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Don't get it wrong silly.
by smartalek22 November 15, 2018
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that dank shit from walmart

A bright neon ball that you'd find in the middle of a vegetable section in Walmart.
Yo man, I got that dank shit from Walmart, wanna go to the pitch tonight?
by Pixelasia December 16, 2018
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That’s pro shit

Something that exceeds the norm
I got something published in the Urban Dictionary. Man that’s pro shit your kidding me.
by Suga boom boom December 18, 2018
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That bitch friend

That Bitch Friend are one of the most caring but the one who will absolutely kill you with words of hate
Friend: “ Sometimes so and so can be so mean”

Friend #2: “ Oh that’s because she’s that bitch friend
by Zera123 January 2, 2019
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that's how mafia works

That's How Mafia Works is an expression parodying Instagram advertisements for the mobile game Mafia City in which a cartoon businessman points to an image with the caption "That's how mafia works". The meme was created and popularised by YouTuber Slazo in the video "Hilariously Bad Instagram Ads" and spread by Slazo's fanbase through the r/slazo subreddit. It's commonly used as meme captions , in a similar way to other meme captions such as This Is So Sad, and is often used to emphasize when something is considered tough or edgy. The caption is also commonly featured in deep fried memes, shitposts, as a macro image and as captions to Florida Man memes. The meme is also often used in conjunction with Mafia City memes.
Person 1:Hey so I was waiting for my food, and then an alpha male came up and said "Give me burger" and they gave him the food before than mine.
Person 2: That's how mafia works
by ForceSmash January 5, 2019
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that y kid

when that kid takes your project and says '' ill bring it tomorrow'' and doesn't show up for the rest of the week and on Friday says '' ill drop it off after school '' and your like '' WHAT Y''
omg stop being that Y kid
by Banana land February 14, 2019
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