Trump dick

A dick so small that it resembles Donald Trump’s belly button weird ass shaped micro penis

Fuck i am so dissapoomted,he’s got that Trump dick
Omg i am so sorry

by Epicureanhoe November 3, 2020

trump tired

You are so tired of the social media posts about Trump and seeing him on TV that you feel emotionally exhausted

Dude, I would love to meet up for happy hour, but I am Trump tired.

by Dr. Brizzy February 2, 2017

Donald Trump

The personification of a penis.

Joe: Why is there all these penis pics in the news?
Jack: Wait what? Oh lemme get my glasses, yeah that's just Donald Trump.

by ilickbatteries April 6, 2017

Donald Trump

Arguably the worst president in history. Known for groping chicks and building a wall to keep the Mexicans out. Something must be done about this man!!

Donald Trump is president of the United States of America.

by The_Real_Donald_Trump August 25, 2017

Dumb as Trump

To be so unbelievably stupid and ignorant, you make Donald Trump seem of average intelligence.

That guy can't even spell his own name. He's dumb as Trump.

by Idiot with a smartphone June 24, 2018

donald trump

donald trump- trash

donald trump is a big fat bitch.

by amndaii December 3, 2020

Trump Tower

Noun : Used when someone has an a erection and it sticks out when you are wearing basketball/ work out shorts.

1) Damn , that girl gives me a Trump Tower

2) Guy 1 : Everyone I have recently learned that I'm gay

Guy 2 : How do you know this ?

Guy 1 : I got a Trump Tower inside the Chicago Trump tower when I saw Donald Trump in the elevator

Guy 2 : Same except with Adam West

3) Son : Mom please buy me the new LOZ ( Legend of Zelda ) game , Zeld gives me a Trump Tower

Mother : What the fuck , hell no im sending you back to the adoption agency

Son : I'm adopted?

Adam West : ( pops out ) Bet ya didn't see that coming

by MahaloFam April 18, 2018