Self-Corking

The process of sticking one's own penis into their own ass, therefore "corking" themselves

Dude, Jerry might be gay, I saw him self-corking in the locker room yesterday, what a schlong!!

by Fleshbridge January 9, 2021

Self investment weekend

Any weekend that you spend doing things that are good for you to do regularly and are a risk of being missed when life gets busy. Self investment weekends can include, but is not limited to, the following activities:

- resting e.g sleep

- unwinding e.g lying in the sun

- learning e.g reading

- exercising e.g cycling

- replinishing e.g eating

- conserving e.g saving money

- organising e.g tidying room

This year has been wild so I decided to have a self investment weekend

by Limbsay May 27, 2022

talking to ones self

If you're here 'coz someone said "Stop talking 2 urself",u probably are.Its just when u get so high on drugs, or glue, or you're drunk,and u start having a conversation,but the other other person is the other part of ur head.If it's a frequent habit (and if u need that link,ur totally screwed),then I'd get professional help-even if its ur screwed mate,who took drugs-tell em u got this other person in ur head,and u want him 2 fuck off.something like that.

"Who da fuck r u tlking to?!?!"
"Huh-wha?I woz talking to this guy in my head..."
"How many whiffs of that stuff did you take?Your one crazed up loser!Get out of the Drug habit,man."

by cheese_nutter (Nutty Nurse Nina, if you may, in the real world?What real world?) May 29, 2004

old people's self-reward

A slang term for extra (hours of recreational) screen time that seniors can easily have as a form of self-reward; whilst children, teenagers, and younger adults are subject to more stringent behavior requirements to obtain the same duration of extra screen time due to the presence of third-party authority (parents, teachers, institutions, and employers)

It's wild how my grandparents can rack up hours of screen time as some kind of old people's self-reward, while I have to jump through hoops just to watch an extra episode!

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

Self cock block

A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.

Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)

by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019

self-rogering

British slang for masturbation. Not to be confused with "a proper rogering", which refers to someone who needs a good fuck.

A few clicks on pHub and it is self-rogering time.

by SteelCityMafia November 24, 2017

Gustavio's balanced self

Gustavio's balanced self is really helpful. I do appreciate that. I never tell him enough. I never do many things enough. But this is about Gustavio. His balanced self.

Thank you, Gustavio's balanced self, for being there. Better late than never. Better digital than nothing at all.

Gustavio's balanced self, I still have so much work to do. Scary when I think of it. Coffee?

by Krkič January 20, 2019