ham sandwich

A somewhat short but chronically overweight person

Check out that soccer manager. No, not the short blond one, im talking about that huge one! Notice how when he sits on the bleachers it sags in the middle. That kids a total ham sandwich, know what I mean?

by Steve Pennington October 31, 2007

mexican stinky sandwich

When one farts into a taco, or anything else edible at tacobell. Usually done if a customer is an ass or is really picky. A mexican stinky salad can also be done anywhere in mexico too.

Yo! Jose...my hombra, that customer was an ass. Imma make him a special sandwich... A mexican stinky sandwich.

by Jawmama February 1, 2008

make me a sandwich

A line that Ralphie shouts repeatedly in the Magic School Bus episode "Flexes Its Muscles"

"Robot, make me a sandwich!"

by Dee Dubayuh Arr August 3, 2012

Ice Cream Sandwich

When someone blows you off and avoids answering your question by responding with something unrelated or completely random like a photo of an ice cream sandwich. This is used particularly in dating when person A asks person B if they want to go on a date and person B responds with something random instead of "yes" or "no."

I asked this guy if we were going out on Friday and he said sent me an email saying he was busy. Then, I emailed him back and asked if Saturday was better. Instead of saying yes or no, he responded by sending me a picture of an ice cream sandwich. No words, no note, just a picture of a goddamn ice cream sandwich.

by AnnoyedBeyondBelief September 11, 2009

toasted tomato sandwich

quite possibly the most powerfull aphrodesiac known to man, partly because it is so delicious, and partly because it is so easy to make, and partly because it hits the spot when you are high
toast bread
spread mayo on the bread
put tomato slices on bread
add salt to taste
kick ass sandwich

dude, im so gone, lets make like 32 toasted tomato sandwiches!

by the dark wanderer October 13, 2007

Big Dick Sandwich

When hungover and or drunk, and ordering food of any kind thru a drive thru intercom, to throw off the drive thru attendant employee's concentration.

After we woke up, we all went to Jack in the Box and Chris told the drive thru girl he wanted to order a Big Dick Sandwich!

by Chris Randle January 2, 2009

Portable Sandwich Fabricator

Your hands.

I'm feeling like a sandwich, I got beef and bread, instead of asking my woman, I'll just use my hands instead.

Portable Sandwich Fabricator: enjoy it.

by defusious January 24, 2009