Red Lobster

A case of any variation of herpes, hpv, syphillis, crabs, etc contracted by a circle of waitresses that catch and spread the stds from the kitchen help.

Stay away from the local restaurant crews if you'd rather not have a Red Lobster.

by twirderdy March 21, 2012

red pilled

While it once used to mean learning the "harsh" truth, as far as anyone could determine what "truth" means, Red Pilled now represents a group of people who have opened their minds to conspiracy theories so far that their brains have fallen out. Red Pilled individuals belive that actual "lizard people" roam the "Flat-Earth" and are actively spreading scientific lies, while simultaneously believing the terms 'Alpha and 'Beta' actually apply to human beings, and that Soy is somehow making men less "manly"; all of this without a shred of credible evidence.

"Did you hear? Dave got Red Pilled!"

"Oh no... he's too stupid to be allowed to live?"

by FuckCap February 26, 2021

Midnight Red

A slang meaning when someone gets their period overnight.

Yo dude, I was over my girlfriends house and we were sleeping and all of a sudden she pulled a Midnight Red.

by Yololicious November 27, 2013

red ass

A highly agitated state as a result of being irritated and frustrated by somebody else's unreasonable actions.

Dude1: "I got some serious fucking red ass!"
Dude2: "What's up?"
Dude1: "My boss just told me I have to work the next ten days straight, or I'm fired."

by fiberBundle January 11, 2008

red scorpion

a red scorpion is when someone takes their dick and heats it up until it turns red then they shove venom (any from of venom works) into their penis hole and jack off untill they squirt out the venom.

Dude my dick still hurts from that red scorpion!

by carlayim popper September 29, 2009

red dildo

An adjective used to describe a situation in which everyone is in "fucked".

When yelled, it can be a warning to others to hide from someone who is not liked.

Someone yells "red dildo!" Dorm room doors slam shut.

by Jimbo Pierce November 21, 2007

Red Sox

The Red Sox are a group of fun-loving, honest, awesome idiots who want to have fun and have incredibly devoted fans.
But they only won 6 little pieces of ring-shaped material!
Maybe they should take after NYC and use steroids, or something.

Redsox=6 :)
Yankee=26 :(

by weregopher May 13, 2005