smurf pussy

beaten pussy that becomes black and blue after constant poundage

or when a blue midget crawls into a pussy

i fucked that bitch so hard i gave that her a smurf pussy

look out smurf in the hole

by fat sweaty chode October 6, 2008

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pussy roach

1. A broke ass scrub who tries to sneak into any place warm
2. A playa who dips as soon as the lights come on

1. That dude is a pussy roach!
2. That dudes chick came home and he turned into a pussy roach real fast.

by Doby November 18, 2005

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1. A term describing a group of girls who walk as a pack wherever they go. They usually appear at public venues and are without any male friends. If a male is with them he is most definitely gay, whipped, or the conductor.

Male 1: Dude check out those girls.
Male 2: I love the caboose on that pussy train.

Male 1: Dude be my wingman I wanna ride that pussy train.
Male 2: ALL ABOARD!

by A. Yoakum (H and E) August 25, 2010

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pike pussy

A pike pussy is a wimpy-type individual who fly fishes for northern pike under a strick code of ethics covering proper etiquette, drinking, emotional behavior, personal hygiene and style of living. The evolution of a pike pussy began in the early 21 century with the goal of attaining a status eqivalent to Scotland’s renowned St. Andrews Golf Club.

It is suggested that when a Pike Pussy falls down he momentarily reduce his alcoholic intake. If a pike pussy gets injured, for example, imbeds a hook in his finger he should remain calm, fetch bolt-cutters, remove hook, and apply Vagisil. The remainder of the day the patient may be called a Dumbass Pussy. If you accidentally or intentionally hook your fishing partner, remove hook before next cast. If it is a simple clothing-hook, this is considered a no-harm-no-foul infraction, but if you hook him in the ass then a heartfelt apology should be given.

by Sir Roger Ayers November 10, 2007

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