To Pull a Flanagan

(v)The act of refusing to take a shit over an extended period of time, due to constapation, medical reasons, or lack of prime dumping conditions.

The origin of this word comes from accounts of Mr. Henry Flanagan's pulling of what was known as "The Nine day no Shit". Flanagan accomplished this feat in the summer of 1910 after experiencing sub-stadard bathrooms, and a prolonged canoe trip excusion on open water in the South Puget Sound. It is disputed by many leading historians whether this event actually occured. Yet many witness accounts give substantial proof that this really happened.

Here is Dr. Sean Simonsen's Account
"August 5th 1910, Day 7 on the expedition, it is very hot and sunny here in the south puget sound. The sailors are getting wary and are bitchin' about how they have been paddling for so long and its not fair that I haven't paddled once over this excursion. Henry has told me that he hasn't taken a shit over these 7 days... HOLY FUCK! HE HASNT TAKEN A SHIT IN SEVEN DAYS!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!"

Although the this occurance is not yet validated, the phrase still survives.

and... trust me, It actually happened.

Guy 1: Dude, the bathrooms at this camp stink!

Guy 2: Yeah I know man, I think I'm gunna have To Pull a Flanagan.

Guy 1: But this camp is for 2 weeks!!! Man, your nasty!

by Jermango January 2, 2011

To pull a Sebastian

When you care too much about a girl you are dating and you are really self-conscious about it.

- Man, I really like this girl but I want to be casual about it.
- Yea, you don't want to pull a Sebastian.

by Pseudonym1343 February 21, 2015

to pull a Maleficent

to gatecrash a party or an event in a spiteful manner, named after the evil fairy (also named Maleficent) in "Sleeping Beauty"

"I'm worried my ex is going to pull a Maleficent and ruin the party."

by The Jarvmeister September 19, 2009

to pull a jake

verb; to act or behave like a retard in more than one way

to pull a jake: "Man, I got banned on LS-RP for sharing my account. I pulled a jake..."

by gundus September 19, 2016

Don't pull a Kanye

1. When someone ruins another person's moment when receiving an award or when someone is cruel for no apparent reason.

2. When someone is a jackass for no reason.

Referring to the 2009 VMA's when Kanye West rudely interrupted Taylor Swift as she accepted her award, ruining her moment.

And Our New VP is: John Smith

"Hey, John.. I'm a let you finish but Billy had the best damn spreadsheets ever!"

- "Eyy! Don't Pull a Kanye!!

by kanyeislame September 15, 2009

To pull a Shire

A phrase commonly used in marching bands to describe a person with the following traits. Popularized by the infamous Johnathan Shire.

1. To suddenly appear, as if by teleportation
2. The art of building carts of various sizes and functions
3. To fix a saxophone with a blowtorch
4. The ability to "Sparkle" or own various striped shirts.
5. To chase a butterfly

1. "I was just walking the other day, and he pulled a Shire and popped up beside me."

2. "He pulled a Shire with that new monstrosity for the generator"

3. "David's sax broke, but luckily somebody pulled a Shire."

4. "The flutes weren't marching very well, so a few of the instructors pulled Shires."

5. "He's a bit ADHD, he's been known to pull a Shire one time."

by Flute 6 September 2, 2009

To Pull A Carlo

This is used whenever someone destroys pieces of code in a company's software the day before leaving his job.

"I uploaded the first version of the client's software then deleted the rest before leaving that company. Serves them right for treating me like a slave."

"Before I resign I'm gonna remove the most important lines of code from the booking engine... and that's how to pull a Carlo!"

by fuckyeah_r_ask February 4, 2010