Post-neonatal drip 

Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.

Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?

Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!

Post-neonatal drip by Bong Juice May 15, 2023

post relationship ick syndrome 

that feeling when you get the ick from a past relationship or ex . even though you're not together you still feel a powerful ick that makes you question everything

"i'm getting major PRIS from that"

"Did u see her post? i got serious post relationship ick syndrome !!

post relationship ick syndrome by morrow070shakeshakeshake May 22, 2023

post nut transcendence 

“post-nut transcendence” is “the euphoric higher state of being an individual gains after orgasming”, or “busting a nut”

Nutted so hard I experienced post nut transcendence!

post nut transcendence by PostNutTranscendence June 22, 2023

Post-Mortem Meme 

A meme making fun of someone using a meme that has recently died.

This is a post-mortem meme: When you were almost late for school, tired and really annoyed and then the sped kid starts singing one two buckle my shoe:

Post-Mortem Meme by Truedefinitionsbylee June 26, 2023

Post zip drip 

After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.

Matlock: Elton what happened? Did you pee your pants?

Elton: No. I had a bad case of post zip drip.

Post zip drip by highyieldjoe July 10, 2023

Post solvent

Rich

I can't just live free, I'm post solvent.

Post solvent by TheWayne July 11, 2023

Post-Dopamine Stage 

A period of doing an activity, generally a video game, where it has been done so much that the brain no longer releases dopamine from playing it, and instead, it is played out of habit. Almost every top player in a video game has reached the Post-Dopamine Stage. Just because someone is in the Post-Dopamine Stage doesn't mean they are a great player, they have stopped playing the game, or they derive no enjoyment from the game. It simply means they have played it enough that the initial rush of playing it has gone away.

I reached the Post-Dopamine Stage playing Geometry Dash a loooong time ago

Post-Dopamine Stage by xention09 July 17, 2023