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Piss Pocketing

pissing in a woman's vagina, sexually, or for some other fucking reason, may be used as a noun too: (piss pocket).
"Oh yeah that's some GOOD piss pocketing."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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throne-piss

To urinate while sitting down. (exclusive to males)

This is usually done to greatly reduce the chance of embarrassment caused by wet patches, splashback, dripping, excessive sound and other problems that can occur while a man urinates in the conventional upright position. (also recognized as an effective side bowl method)
Most commonly performed in high-intimacy social situations such as dates. However recently, many men have adopted this style as common practice and standard etiquette. (see throne-pisser)

The most common method is to sit far rear on the seat, and to point the penis downwards into the concave of the bowl using the index and middle fingers to apply pressure to the top the shaft.

While it is sometimes thought of as simple, finding the perfect balance of direction and pressure according to the unique shape and material of the bowl has been regarded by men as an art form, requiring a delicate touch and intense self control.
"On my date last night I was so nervous that i decided to throne piss, and it turned out just fine!"

A: "Dude, I didn't hear you pissing just then."
B: "That's coz I was throne-pissing bro!"
A: "Holy shit, I do that too!"
by theoriginalfugmo November 27, 2013
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Russian Piss

when you accidentally drink vodka instead of water
dude the other night I accidentally Russian pissed- i was DD
by Z412 July 14, 2019
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whippets piss

A drink commonly known as Smooth or John Smiths. Has the alcohol content of a can of Top Deck.
I can drink all day and be the last man standing when I drink whippets piss.
by Closet Northener December 26, 2016
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work piss

When in a social situation with work colleagues, the period of time at the start of the night when the conversation always turns to work. Before everyone has a few drinks and actually starts to have fun.
We spent the first hour emptying the bladder of work piss.
by T-Bone78 January 19, 2013
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Piss Prophet

People who determined if a woman was going to have a baby in 14th century by studying her... uh... urine.
Piss prophets are not good people. Studying your piss to see if you will have babies? Yikes.
by Ash Ketchum's Love Bug June 13, 2018
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piss baby

by chocolatiermam August 23, 2022
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