When she unexpectedly rolls you backward and Pegs you missionary style while returning the cum you just gave her, by Snowballing it to you.
Tina had stripped her way through Bible school, and gave arrogant John David a lesson by shoving him backwards for a missionary Pegging while she Snowballed his own cum into his mouth as she rode him - Tina reversed the roles in a Reverse Angry Pirate.
by cb757 March 3, 2024
Get the Reverse Angry Pirate mug.When a guy is getting a blow job and he misses his mark while cumming and it sprays across her upper lip and a little gets in her eye. She then yells "ARGH! ME' EYE!" while squinting the aforementioned eye closed, while the cum mustache drips down either side of her mouth, resembling a wicked pirate's facial hair.
I was giving my BF a hummer and he wanted to cum on my tits, but he misfired and I ended up with a Pirate 'Stache. My eye still stings and since then I keep getting whiffs of bleach.
by Destiny Unique September 29, 2012
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Steps to achieve the french pirate:
1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge
Steps to achieve the french pirate:
1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge
by thegermanpirate March 18, 2021
Get the The french pirate mug.A Matey who, in the protheth of wearing The Eyepatch, plunderth the treathureth of other Mateyth, whether hith or her Vatheline-covered thword be drawn or not. Expected to have a lithp.
by babypiratesnapchat2 May 11, 2024
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Bill: Yeah I did. I hear he fucked a cow. What an animal pirate.
Bill: Yeah I did. I hear he fucked a cow. What an animal pirate.
by PoopieMcPooperTon February 6, 2020
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by babypiratesnapchat2 January 26, 2023
Get the Patchy the Pirate videos 😊 mug.Just as you are about to blow a load while having sex ( kick your partner in the shin of the leg and nut in one of her eyes) They should then jump up and down on one leg and cover the eye with one hand
by Medix457 April 7, 2022
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