An insufferable, cum-guzzling demon woman who will deprive you of all wealth, happiness and prosperity. She resides in the shit-covered caverns of Whore Island.
by frogkingdadinlaw September 4, 2023
Get the Pirate Whoremug. by theoldcrow January 17, 2012
Get the Reality Piratemug. The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
Get the The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theoremmug. Someone who goes full sail at the sight of booty. Can be used as straight or gay, depending on context.
by somedude149 May 27, 2014
Get the butt piratemug. When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.
Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.
by Iberolin November 26, 2019
Get the Pirate Santamug. by Itz KittyPinkiez April 30, 2024
Get the Piratemug. Anything of or relating to a larger, more preferable hind end quarters; A large hiney.
Pirates like loot or what they call, "booty".
Pirates like loot or what they call, "booty".
by Laneus August 23, 2009
Get the Pirate Valuemug.