getting yer pie

To have sexual intercourse with a woman.

'frank, are you getting yer pie tonight at the plaza off of lesley tonight?'

by Spud the potato August 6, 2007

Illinois pot pie

The act of shitting on a dick, riding it, then using the shit as a shampoo and conditioner

"Yeah my girl gave me an Illinois pot pie last night. "
"Nice!"

by Gayyyyyy November 14, 2016

Crusty Hoo-pie

A nasty-ass Ho's nasty-ass

"Bitch, Don't nobody want a slice of your Crusty Hoo-pie smelling like death n' shit"

by IdntgivaFOX January 16, 2020

vanilla pudding pie

When your girlfriend gives you a yeast infection on your dick, so to treat it, she puts a monistat in and let's you fuck her.

My dick is getting itchy. I think I'll ask my girlfriend for another vanilla pudding pie.

by Wasteofmyfiveminues October 15, 2012

milk-spread pie

The real name for cheesecake.

Hey uncle Tom, can you cut me a piece of that milk-spread pie? It looks delicious!

by thisisnottony January 19, 2013

chocolate pussy pie

A sexual maneuver in which the woman’s vagina and her partners anus are pressed together, and the partner defecates in her vagina.

It was all fun and games until she asked to do a Chocolate Pussy Pie!

by Professional pie December 5, 2022

milwaukee cream pie

In reference to Jeffrey Dahmer's killings, when a person busts a nut into one's asshole, however they are killed and butchered before it leaves the body. The torso still filled with ejaculate is then frozen in a fridge for later digestion. Thus making a human Boston cream pie, but the name was cleverly changed to Milwaukee as that is where Jeffrey Dahmer killed people.

Jeffrey Dahmer was known for his great Milwaukee Cream Pies.

by Beepboopboppow October 19, 2018