Town Carnival Ride

Like Town Bike But Implies that more than just one person can "ride" at once.

That Ho is worse than the town bike man, she is the town carnival ride, she lets anyone that can fit on for a ride at the same time!

by Jon86 July 07, 2005

Old Town Road

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now

Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
(x2)

Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
Hat down, cross town, livin' like a rockstar
Spent a lot of money on my brand new guitar
Baby's got a habit: diamond rings and Fendi sports bras
Ridin' down Rodeo in my Maserati sports car
Got no stress, I've been through all that
I'm like a Marlboro Man so I kick on back
Wish I could roll on back to that old town road
I wanna ride 'til I can't no more

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

Have you heard Old Town Road?

by The best definition inventor January 06, 2020

P-Town Pump

a hand dance; where you pump where arms and shake your hands. this can only be done in the real p-town; plantation fl, where the grass is always greener.

The P-Town crew does the P-Town Pump to the crunkest music.

by Kaylee. November 27, 2005

painting the town red

"Painting the town red" means to party, run wild, and have fun. It can also be used to express the need/want to surprise and gain the attraction of the opposite gender (as seen in example 2).

Example 1:

On the phone one lonely Friday night...

Ring Ring!

Sally: Hello?

Joe: Hey, Sal. It's Joe!
Sally: Oh, hey Joe... How are you tonight?
Joe: I'm good. You?
Sally: I'm alright... I just finished my homework, and... I'm alone. Karmen was going out to eat with Jeremy, and Lillyanna was going to a party with Annie, so I'm just going to eat and go to bed after some Facebook.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry...
Sally: Well, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go-
Joe: Wait! How would you like to go out with Tony and me tonight? We're going to party and do some painting the town red after a few drinks at the Irish Pub downtown!
Sally: Really? Joe, that sounds awesome! Here, can you pick me up in an hour?
Joe: Sure thing, Sal!
Sally: Bye!
Joe: Adios.

Example 2:

Joe and Tony arrive at Sally's house an hour after the phone call...

Joe: Sally? You in here?
Sally: Yep! How do you like my outfit?
Tony: Whistles Sally, you look... sexy!
Joe: Sally, you...
Sally: Cleavage, huh?
Joe and Tony: Yes MA'AM!
Sally: Well, what are we waiting for? To the pub!

by InsanityisSexy:) October 03, 2011

Pleasure Town Machine

A two-sided man suit constructed for the purpose of sexual intercourse with two partners at once. Created as a response to the growing popularity of "fur suits", the Pleasure Town Machine represents both irony and functionality in the sexual fetish world. Not only can the wearer insert his penis through the front of the costume, the reverse side has a prosthetic phallus for said dual intercourse.

"Did you see that dude in the man-suit, he's totally spoiling our party, even though he can get it on from both sides. It must be the fabled Pleasure Town Machine."

-Woman in fur suit, oveheard at a furry convention.

www.pleasuretownmachine.com

by Jimmydeath October 28, 2008

Brown Town

When you are off on an excursion with your friend, male or female, you might want to stop in at brown town.

I totally went to Brown Town on that ho.

by Lord Fauntley January 23, 2009

Word around town

Word around town means a rumor spread around the city. Like something big that just happened and everybody is talking about.

"Word around town, I got bitches on my dick" - Soulja Boy, 30 Thousand 100 Million

by El Danicko January 16, 2014