bum cock

When you've been having bareback anal sex and your penis has slight fecal residue.

"Ew man, you better wash off that bum cock before coming back to bed"

by BumCock July 8, 2016

bum nart

1. being a meat head 2. being difficult

Robin was being a bm nart when she wouldn't go to a hockey game.

by braedyn! February 9, 2004

Bum Smasher

Someone that is a complete idiot and is in fact so stupid you feel they could walk around backwards smashing their bum into everything without realizing how stupid it is.

Did you see that report David produced? Yeah it was awful... He's such bum smasher.

by Reformation January 16, 2010

Bum-A-Holic

1. Someone who is addicted to being a bum

2. someone that is always a bum

John: Joe, I feel so lazy today.
Joe: Get your fat ass off of that couch u bum-a-holic!

by meyaki February 27, 2009

Bleedy Bum

when bum seeps out of a persons ass after consumption of too much MSG

Man I have bad bleedy bum, I need to stop eating all that MSG

by 112 HP crew September 4, 2009

Bum Balloon

An action that occurs during anal sex where the female has been pushed nearly upsidown with her anus pointing upwards, the rectum opens letting air flow in and whilst the male is thrusting the air is forced out creating a false fart. The moment where the air is inside the rectum is known as a bum balloon, it is similar to a Qweef.

Gavin: I was having anal sex with my girlfriend last night and she farted!
James: Sure she didn't have a bum balloon?

Gavin: Well maybe, it didn't smell.

by OriginalHipster May 6, 2013

Bum Hog

Said out of complete disgust at someone who is not sharing any of their ass or poo with you.

Bob -"Peter, you're eating all the shit you bum hog!"

Ryan- "Leave me some ass you bum hog!"

Sarah "Oh! What a fucking bum hog!"

by bummuncheryum April 10, 2010