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devious lick

a devious lick is when you steal school property from usually that bathrooms and then put it in your backpack and take it home. most commonly soap dispensers and air hand dryers. some people even take the doors off the stalls.
Person 1: BRO WE JUSTT HIT THE ABSOLUTE MOST DEVIOUS LICK
Person 2: what did you take?
Person 1: WE TOOK THE FUCKING SINK
by imacowgaming September 13, 2021
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Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”
by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022
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devious lick

trend of stealing items from your friendly neighborhood school: including but not limited to PPE, test kits and soap dispensers in addition to anything that could possibly can fit inside or outside a backpack. a desperate act conducted in hope of viral fame and brief senseless empowerment as society crumbles around you
*steals masks and posts video evidence to TikTok* What an absolutely devious lick.

I'm going to win this trend! *records self with incriminating stolen goods*
by santa fe September 13, 2021
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Ass lick

A criminal offence that involves a person licking someone's asshole.
He was charged with ass lick.
by Lambooo August 2, 2018
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Devious Lick

When some kids steal something from their school
Person 1: hey man I just got a devious lick, I took a soap dispenser.
Person 2: you know some people might wanna wash their hands after using the toilet dude.
by lleclerc16 October 6, 2021
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devious lick

a stupid trend someone started by stealing a box of masks from their school.
person 1: hey, you know the kid who started the 'devious lick' trend?

person 2: yeah, that kid is straight (derogatory).
by avengersphobicfp September 15, 2021
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Devious Lick

A devious lick is when someone steals an item of great social or political importance. The act of stealing the item must fit the criteria of being either devious, devilish, or nefarious.
Person 1: "It's only the first day of school and I already hit the most devious lick."
Person 2: "Oh yeah? What'd you get?"
Person 1: *Pulls 45. out of school bag
by Heterosexual white male September 17, 2021
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