Kyle Goodwin

A guy from Kutztown Univeristy who secretly uses Grindr to masturbate to nude pics of gay guys. Loves sucking big penises.

Who gives best blowjobs on Kutztown University’s campus?

Definitely Kyle Goodwin!

by AlphaCollegeGuy August 10, 2022

Kyle

An overly aggressive male in his mid 20’s who hydrates purely on monster energy, so he can punch his drywall with his Korn music blasting in the background.

Kyle 1: You’re fucking pissing me off!
Kyle 2: Who the H-E-Double Fuck are you?
Kyle 1: I’m Kyle. Who the WTFucking shit are you, you fucking douche?
Kyle 2: You’re Kyle?
Kyle 1: Yeah.
Kyle 2: Prove it.
Kyle 1: *Drinks Monster Energy through knife hole with half of it spilling on his Korn shirt*

by Absolute Niggook June 29, 2019

Kyle

The male version of Karen

Guy: (complains about something they have no control over)
The rest of the world: “Ok there, Kyle”.

by GaelicSoxFan October 2, 2021

kyle vangor

A filthy dirty nigger, good for nothing, steals everything, and has a piece of shit truck. Samsquanch butthole smelling mother flicker.

Look at That in the toilet its a real kyle vangor

by bigboy6619 May 17, 2016

Kyle

Kyle's are incapable of taking jokes. They will probably die a virgin.

Kyle is an gashay.

by tahlid1 July 29, 2020

Kyle

Yea, he has a huge dick too

Kyle is awesome

by RIPYUNGDOLPH December 17, 2021

Kyle Sturtz

A sexy chinese male that likes to say slurs and throw sloppy ass on crippled homos. He’s so horny that he could make a black hole with all the potential horny energy.

Oh my gosh! It’s Kyle Sturtz! I heard he stopped Trumps assassination with only his massive boner!

by TheJizzler22 July 1, 2025