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Half Moon 

1. Sex position

2. A pastry made in Central New York State

3. something to do with plumbers and repairmen showing half of their asses in your house under an appliance

4. a Moon phase like full moon and new moon
1. F- "Hey honey let's try this new position I found out about"
M- "What is the name of the position"
F- "Something called Half Moon"

2. A video involving a company in CNY that makes half-moons (can't do links sorry)

3. "Hey Frank I just half-mooned a costumer while fixing their shitty appliance"
"Ha, that funny Jimbo"

4. Too lazy to describe this half-moon so here is a emoji 🌓"

Half-Skeptic 

Someone who is only half-skeptical

Those who are half-skeptics either only are skeptical of other people and their beliefs (won't agree with anyone who doesn't fit their biases no matter what), or are only skeptical of their own beliefs (in essence, a people-pleaser).
That person is a half-skeptic, they can't even take what the other person is saying seriously!

Half a shit sandwich 

Something that is really bad but possibly fixable.
The tv series has really become half a shit sandwich but it can easily be saved by adding a younger actor in the cast.

Half Tucker 

A middle to upper class male who will usually work in the finance industry. You will see him on a roof top bar in summer with rolled up chino’s, boat shoes or desert boots and a pair of Ray Ban club masters or aviators. He will be seen with cocaine residue on his nostrils clasping a bottle of champagne and speaking at extreme volumes about how his dad has just lent him his boat for the summer. He will often approach women in the same way he does his job. To top it all off, his baby pink shirt will be “half tucked”, loose at the back and tucked in the front, sporting his Aspinall belt.
I just sold that “half tucker” a bag for double what I paid for it.

I would go on a second date but I think he’s a bit of a “half tucker”.

Half-Pound Prawn Basket

Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.
"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."

Half Chap 

A smaller or fun sized can of Coca Cola or other carbonated beverage. Tend to be used for mixed drinks or handed out for free at public events as a taster
Yo dog. Wing me one of those half chaps. I'm thirsty.
Half Chap by Jacques Le Selle July 11, 2022