face semen

The shit that comes out of acne.

Ew, Brad's scratching his acne. Here comes the face semen.

by AggressiveExile October 1, 2017

Gism Face

A person who loves to get a fat load or a wad or straight up cum (gism) all over their dome.

They usually grab the cock and smack their face with it while it's expelling the gizz. If the gism face is a guy, he will just rub his face inside the pussy like no tomorrow.
You can usually spot a gism face because they usually have a little gizz on their face.

Reference the movie 'Bruno" where meets the ghost of Milli Vanilli, if that scene was real, Bruno would obviously be the gism face.

Dude, that chick must love the cock, she's got a major gism face.

Hey, you've got some sour cream on your cheek, wipe it off before someone mistakes you for a mega gism face.

Oh man, I gave the best face last night, ended up with a MAJOR gism face.

(theme to Superman begins)...it's GISM FACE!

by StinkyLee February 11, 2010

goggle face

markings on the face that come from wearing goggles, such as in a science lab

Person 1: "You just got out of chem lab, didn't you?"
Person 2: "Yeah. Do I have goggle face or something?"

by uaf_chem_student September 30, 2009

face sanding

(V.)A girl grinding a mans face so fucking hard his nose starts to sand off and become flat

1.Bro 1- what did you and Amy do last night bro?
Bro 2- she sanded my face bro!

2. Jeb and Amy do a lot of face sanding.

by Callmekieth October 12, 2016

computer face

The way your face looks over the computer, as in, when skyping someone.

Hey, Tim, are you ashamed of your computer face? Is that why you won't Google Hangout with me?

by kat_gryffindor March 16, 2014

Poker face

A song released by Lady Gaga in September 2008. It is also sung by Eric Cartman.

Guy 1: Yo, I was watching south park and poker face came on!

Guy 2: You mean poker face, the song by lady gaga?

Guy 1: yeah dude, Eric cartman sung it

by Mistyman6 March 14, 2023

janus face

Referring to the Roman god Janus who has two faces, one which looks to the future and one which looks to the past. Saying that someone has a Janus face is similar to calling him two-faced or a liar.

All of those politicians have a Janus face. They say one thing and do another.

by pwiafkdv October 15, 2014