cracker

worst show in existence

cracker is nothing more but a shit tv show starring some fat guy from britian, its almost as bad as father ted, life on mars, and only fools and horses

by booboochoochoo August 9, 2021

Cracker Jack

When a group of guys, grab a cracker, and start máster-bating, last guy to ejaculate on the cracker, has to eat up

Ayo, you tryna Cracker Jack at 6:00, with Dane, Austyn, and I?

by Dre2k August 15, 2021

ball cracker 9000

ball cracker 9000 -a weapon usually used in the mid evil times to bludgeon an enemies private parts till eventually they have a fate worse than death.

ball cracker 9000- it is a weapon of mas destruction that if used on a person it can severely damage a persons genitals until they die

by hunju August 27, 2021

Cracker

The average white person in Canada, USA, UK, and Australia.

They are pretty dumb, have a poor diet that consists of white flour, oil, salt and sugar.
They are overweight, have type 2 diabetes, and think they look beautiful.

When they age they look scarier and uglier than a white walker.

And let's be real a cracker without a microwave will die of famine within 2 hours.

Apparently this is the master race...

Oh look, I'm in Alberta, a western province, yet it's filled with dumb ass crackers, poor and dumb as shit.

by MangiaCake2020 August 30, 2021

Cracker bah

A stupid funny white person

My friend is a cracker bah

by Nnvcfggg May 13, 2021

cracker

cracker is a term used to call white people derogatory

This cracker should jump off a bridge.

by narusha May 16, 2021

Crackers

Old cold hearted white people with a gun that hate people with a different color skin.

Billy-Lets go find a African American
Sam-.....
Billy-(Drunk)Shoot me
African Americans -Why?
Police- why would I help them if they don't respect me?
African American- When stop them from killing us.
Billy-Fuck you nigger (shoot AF in back)
Police...
Sam-thats what he get Crackers

by Realistplanet01 May 18, 2021