Mother Parking Car

A polite synonym for Motherfucker, Muthafucka and likeminded phrases.

You kidding me... MOther PArking CAr.... I wanna kill him...

by ilam nebrann February 20, 2011

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Urban Car wash

The act of passing your genitalia over the back of somebody's head who is sitting down.

AJ just gave Isaiah's afro an urban car wash.

by Carla chameleon September 6, 2013

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Mighty Car Mods

A amazing automotive YouTube channel about doing DIY modifications to cars, definitely one of the best car related channels on YouTube.

Person 1: Have you seen the new Mighty Car Mods video yet?
Person 2: yeah I watched it yesterday it was awesome!

by benjamin_exsits December 15, 2021

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Real car hours

It’s a certain time of day when the cars are real

Hey Jake it’s real car hours

by Porschevette June 17, 2018

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Tesco Car Park

A kingdom, home to driver royalty such as King Papa Tomlinson III, he watches over his kingdom every night as he handbrake turns around the area whilst on balloons

Behold Tesco Car Park

by The corsa April 23, 2022

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If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.

A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.

“Who the hell is in my ass? i’m going over the speed limit”

“It must be a spray painted car.”

by dwightisright July 6, 2018

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