Jew-du

Instrumental sorcery produced by Jewish Mystics. I.e. Dessert Dwellers, Kalya Scintilla, etc...

Upon arrival at the festival we were immediately sucked in by the wonky Jew-du coming from the speakers.

by Bartholomew Kandinsky November 19, 2017

Jewish Jew

A jew who is way too obsessed with jewdaism.

That niggah a straight up jewish jew.

by YahFamBoiTony December 7, 2017

jew glomp

The act in which anyone aggressively jumps on money.

Did you see that dude jew glomp that quarter?

by Anal_Assassin May 7, 2018

jew hoe

Bridgette

Bridgette is such a Jew Hoe

by Ayhce February 13, 2017

jew henshaw

A Jew of English origin

What a Jew Henshaw

by ThatSmartAssGuy March 8, 2017

Our-Jew-N

This man will literally give ou he larges erection known to man. The last time I saw him, I was almost as big as the statue of liberty, He is also known for being sexy to all, even men. He will make any male gay no matter if they are married or have a girl. If you see this man do not look into his eyes, for his dreamy eyes will cause you to get stuck in a dream where all you see is Arjun doing secks in your dog. I was able to escape once but, be very careful.

Did you see that man last night? Yeah, bro, he did secks on me really good last night. I think his name was Our-Jew-N.

by Jus De Bus November 19, 2020

Jew Fold

A Jew Fold is when you take money, or another valuable piece of paper, and fold it in such a way that it looks like you have more than you actually do. Usually this requires intricate folding techniques to make it look legit. Only a true Jew can master the Jew Fold!

"Damn look at this picture Mark posted. He's got bank!"
"Nah man, he's just using a Jew Fold. Look, you can even see the folds in the cash."

by Da man 420 November 3, 2020