perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>
by b4stard November 09, 2005
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Conditioned Asshole

A person who is an asshole but only to people who deserve it. Eg: a bad person
Jane: I hate bullys

Will: yeah that's why there are conditioned assholes like me who give them a taste of their own medicine
by Siknedevum January 31, 2020
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asshole nerd

An Intelligence douche cap, that are complete butt holes.
Shaun sowell is considered an asshole nerd
by Nerd classified April 08, 2016
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When someone starts saying this punch the shit out of them so they don't finish their sentence, but if it's happening on VC then leave the VC immediately, or else you will have to do what they say
Bartholomew: Hop on flood escape you fat fucking nigger faggot,Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole

Joe: Okay daddy
by Bubba, Twitch_Spider2 May 03, 2025
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Swampy Asshole

When you haven't shit all day and you wipe and still come up with stains.
by Lord Cri Cri September 15, 2019
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Asshole Freak

When someone gets to turned on or hard for that poop hole lol and there personality can drastically change to a obsessed freak of asshole such as there heart beating loudly and sweating perfusely
Dude Jason Quist of Libertyville Illinois is a total Asshole Freak I don't think I'll be going to the dance with Shrek Jason Quist
by Normal Guys November 21, 2019
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