Ham

Ass, buttocks, butt.

DAMN shorty that ham is phAT

by WDTSSSBGSDSH December 7, 2025

It’s NOT ham!!!

An outburst of pure disgust unleashed when a normal situation in life completely bends you over without consent.

For example: like when you order a beautiful ham baguette and instead receive a tuna-soaked atrocity that smells like it’s been dragged through a fisherman’s jockstrap.

Used when something is SO wrong, SO offensive, that polite language packs its bags and leaves the country.

It’s not ham!!!

by Onesmartfella December 8, 2025

Diddling the Ham

Playing with christmas dinner in a sexual manner

Christmas dinner was ruined when José started diddling the ham

by Thehamdiddler December 14, 2025

Ham and chocolate

A common meal for broke individuals often including lukewarm water and Joe Bartolozzi. We first heard of this word when someone posted a picture of them eating this abomination of a meal. One single half crescent of ham, uneven cuts of chocolate, a bottle of room temperature spring water. This term is widely used by the people of Maryland and has possibilities of spreading.

This poor bitch eating sum “ham and chocolate”. She must be an “Annabelle”

by Frankylover December 15, 2025

Ham Sandwhich

Massive pussy flaps that stick out resembling a ham sandwhich.

She was so ran through that she began to develop a ham sandwhich

by hhjrjkkkllajabn_susan_hehd January 8, 2026

ham sorry

What you say when you didn't order disrespect with a side of your potato salad

Guy 1: Why does he look like that?
Guy 2: Ham sorry, I didn't order disrespect with a side of my potato salad. Ham sorry I didn't order the gall with a side of ranch dressing. Ham sorry I didn't order the nerve with a side of baked potato.

by gunwook January 10, 2026

The Ham Man

Champion of Planet Hammonia

The Ham Man: "I am The Ham Man"

by The Ham Man (real) January 10, 2026