Post Pirating

Post Pirating, when you Post a status on a social media site, and someone status bombs you and all of the sudden, everyone is answering that Status bomb instead of the original post. You've now been a victim of "Post Pirating".

Dave says on Facebook:Check out my new Whip!
Jose posts in the comments section: Yea, I want a new one, but I just bought this killer Jet, and we're having a Mile High party on it this weekend....
Every one else posts: Oooh, can we go Jose? What time? What should we wear? How long is the flight? What color is the Jet? Does the Jet have shag carpet? Will Shaq be there?
Dave says: WTF Jose, quit Post Pirating! Get your own Post!

by DavidNVegas February 3, 2014

Butt Pirate

Someone who announces he has poop on his dick in public after rounding out a limpy wristed fag.

Gee, why does that butt pirate smell like shit.

by The RONA Wigger October 16, 2023

Pirate fetish

Severe attraction to pirates.

Avast! I fancy me some pirates ;) one could say I have a pirate fetish.

by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024

a pirate matt

when you get a head from a girl while her stub is in your ass.

Jack is such a dirty dog, did you hear he did a pirate Matt with Eve last night.

by Dripping Faucet April 17, 2021

ub-argh pirates!

uber: super; high-level; high-ranking.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ub-argh pirates!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about pirates.

"ub-argh pirates!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 23, 2013

pirate

pirates are suuuuper kewl. when i get a house i wud decorate it just like a pirate ship. if i could be anythang in the world I would be a pirate. what happens on the boat...stays on the boat. when you see me coming, you bettr get ready to give me all ur treasure. yo dnt want to mess with me. i would consider myself to be a pirate, i drink before 10am. drinking before 10am makes u a pirate not an alchoholic!!!

pirate:ARGGGGG

by sdneirFsaHleinaD February 28, 2024

Dirty Pirate Hooker

Someone who sleeps around so much that she smells like a pirate.

Krystal wanted to sleep with Stephen but he said she was too much of a dirty pirate hooker.

by Operation Wolf February 29, 2012