the act of stealing a live turtle.
disambiguation.
*not to be confused with “turtle napping”. (click here for images of sleeping turtles.)
disambiguation.
*not to be confused with “turtle napping”. (click here for images of sleeping turtles.)
Ricky: “arrested?! oh no, on what charges??”
Bobby: “felony turtle-nappin’.” (the act of stealing a live turtle)
Bobby: “felony turtle-nappin’.” (the act of stealing a live turtle)
by ryqloud March 6, 2024
Get the turtle-nappin’mug. by Black Man Named Bludge October 10, 2016
Get the chocolate covered turtlemug. An individual who attempts to cover many goals in life in the longest possible time. Aspirations that are slow or non existent.
Brittney: Al would like to accomplish many things in life.
John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.
John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.
by True Canadian2010 September 9, 2010
Get the Speed Turtlemug. verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now
by L Pea-lunk November 28, 2009
Get the turtle washmug. In a video game, to progress through the game at a very slow pace, much slower than designed, in order to artificially lower its difficulty. E.g. engage fewer enemies at a time, kite them for extended time, use a lot of time to heal and stock up with consumables between encounters etc. Can be used as a derogatory term if it abuses game mechanics to the point of breaking immersion. Some games have measures to prevent this tactic such as set timers to complete each part or evolving opponents who would outpace and overwhelm you in such a case.
Streamer: "Okay, this part looks tough. So I'll be taking it very slow and methodically..."
Viewer: "Read: turtling"
Viewer: "Read: turtling"
by __Vano February 11, 2023
Get the turtlingmug. by SkyTurtle5872 November 6, 2020
Get the Sky Turtlemug. Eating that cooch shamefully, similar to how a turtle pokes its head out
Being bad at given a female oral
Being bad at given a female oral
“How was last night, did he go down on you?”
“Well… something like that, he ended up turtle-tonguing me, it was painfully slow and anticlimactic”
“Well… something like that, he ended up turtle-tonguing me, it was painfully slow and anticlimactic”
by Cowhide19 August 12, 2025
Get the Turtle-Tonguingmug.