Jews who build and reside in tunnels under New York City with Brooklyn Synagogues as the central hub. They decorate their tunnels with strollers and highchairs. The preferred bed of the Tunnel Jew is blood-soaked matresses. The Tunnel Jew also has a tendency to fight against the NYPD (it's natural enemy) at every available opportunity.
by Pelosi Hammered Me January 15, 2024

Riding alone in the back seat of a car when the passenger seat is vacant and your friend is driving or chauffeuring you around.
by JohnnyBadboy April 17, 2014

My bytransit Jew cousin came over last week, and his catholic father dropped him off, too bad his Jewish uncle died while giving birth to him.
by That's me! April 5, 2009

The peak of judaism some one who has reached the level of platinum Jew has awakened there Jew powers like mind control and jewellery making
by Silver Jew February 22, 2025

A White nationalist asked for a boycott of Levi stores and their Jew jeans in response to their advocacy of civil rights positions.
by GreenHillGuy April 9, 2021

New York Jews who make tunnels under New York City. They can be seen emerging from sewer drains in the night and heard by some 1st floor NYC residents.
“Bro I swear I’m not crazy! I can hear Yiddish under my living room floor at night. It has to be the Tunnel Jews.”
by Pet_My_Chia January 20, 2024
