twat

1: Another term for bitch in Britain.

2: You.

ComedyShortsGamer is a twat.

Only twats can dance like that.

You are a twat.

by NaomiLolz December 17, 2015

cumt twat

An Andrew! Aka an Andy!!

Whoever drives that red s-10 is a cumt twat!

by Only1for4family May 18, 2018

Twat-Tide

Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.

Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."

by SpazzingMushroom January 10, 2021

clit twat

Female equivalent of dickhead.

She's a 100% genuine, no artificial flavouring, no artificial colouring, gluten free clit twat.

by punchuspilot January 21, 2022

twat

The Female version of a twit

Man that chick is sooo annoying, she is such a F***ing twat or Twit if you prefere

by FreedomMrtn February 28, 2009

TWAT WAFFLE

Someone who is a terrible person and shouldn't be allowed to deal with the general public

Man Dee is being a complete twat waffle today, I can't believe her attitude.

by MJomes November 24, 2022

Twat waffle

Twat waffle: a vagina that's always open for eating usually classified by the low class woman trading sex for drugs, or just basically a cunt but with a worse attitude.

The local twat waffle has claimed her usual spot in motel 6 and is busy trading her box for rocks...

by Wickedchaos September 22, 2017