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Pirate-selfie

A pirate-selfie is the kind of a selfie, what you make with your friends, but without changing to front-facing camera, thus photographing the sun/ceiling/the floor/random people.
-Hey guys, gather around, I'm making a pic! Say cheese!
-What are you doing? You are taking pictures of the ceiling, not us!
-Yes, 'cause it's a pirate-selfie!
-Oh okay, then.
by MedievalHobo September 22, 2018
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Pic-Pirate

Hey! You didn’t take that photo of Brad Pitt, I did! You pic-pirate!

It’s not my original photo; I pic-pirated it!
by fantazmyk October 31, 2018
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Butt Pirate

Someone who pretends to be heterosexual when they are an under cover "bottom" in a male to male sexual situation.
Can you believe it? My best friend just found out her baby daddy, "Shane", is a butt pirate!! How awful!
by That Btch September 27, 2022
mugGet the Butt Piratemug.

Hall Pirate

People who hang out in the hallway and skip class during school. It can also mean an underground network of student-criminals that skip class and hang out in the hallway with other criminal/normal Hall Pirates to engage in illegal criminal activity, such as drug trade, murder, theft, robbery, arms trafficking, human trafficking, rape, sexual assault, and most often, devious lick. These criminals usually come in gangs, which then come in sets. Some crimes committed by Hall Pirates have reached national headlines, such as incidents where they would sell severed penises they got from kidnapping male students and staff. Hall Pirates also have close ties to the mafia, Mexican cartels, and several terrorist organizations (such as ISIS, Taliban, and al Qaeda). These idiots usually get busted during hall sweeps and then cause police shootouts because they don’t want to get arrested. If you don’t want to run into a Hall Pirate, then do not skip class and hang out in the hallway like a moron.
John: Hey Jack, let’s skip class today and hang out in the hall!

Jack: Hell yea!

John & Jack: *immediately sees a gang of Hall Pirates*

Jack: Oh shit, I’m outta here!

John: *gets abducted by Hall Pirates*
by Kool_Tyga999 October 7, 2021
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Minion Pirate

1. A villager having or showing a great lack of active.
See also: penguin thief, chicken pirate, minion beef, knucklehead, chicken master, pig pirate.

2. An inactive villager.
See also: cow beef, pig meat, sheep meat, cow pirate, sheep burglar, piglin pirate.

3. A lava chicken villager who tortures chickens in minecraft: chicken jerk.
See also: chicken jerk, penguin thief, lava chicken abuser, dumb cow, ugly pig, chicken pirate.
by Brendon Albanese July 30, 2025
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pirates den

A pirates den is what you call a womans vagina after 2 or more men are inside it.
After the party last night me and my bro made maya into a pirates den.
by NodickRick April 24, 2018
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mountain pirate

A mountain pirate can be identified by three defining characteristics:

1) Disregards the wants and needs of others regardless of the severity of the situation. Will accept death before accepting situations involving the benefit of any being other than himself. The mountain pirate will not allow any of his resources to be used by anyone other than himself by any means.

2) Problems forming bonds with others as a result of their belief that others are after their stuff whether or not intent was shown. Basically your existence is reasonable cause for the mountain pirate to suspect that you are after their stuff. Communication with a mountain pirate should be avoided. Does not like sudden movements and typically breathes with mouth open.

3) Has stuff. The mountain pirate will always have stuff because that’s what they’re about. The mountain pirate builds a deep emotional bond with their stuff. This connection consumes every area of the mountain pirates life. Never uses a lint roller and generally has a worried expression on their face (this is because they are worried all the time. About their stuff)
“Your behavior is landing you dangerously close to earning the title of mountain pirate. Also obviously your mother is concerned.”
mugGet the mountain piratemug.

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