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Nut Allergy

An aversion to sitting next to people on public transport.
Passenger: "Excuse me, can I sit here?"

You: "No, I've got a nut allergy."
by Monkey Magick October 23, 2010
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nut role

When your balls go over your head
Dude I guy got nut roled last night , it was terribal
by Billy joe dick wad December 2, 2017
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nut decision

A decision made about whether or not to pursue sex with someone but instead of flipping a coin or asking the magic 8 ball, you masturbate first then ask yourself if it's still worth it after you nut.
"Dude, Theresa wants to bang. She's got herpes, but she sucks a really mean dick"

"I don't know man, seems like a nut decision to me"
by Deadlifting freak December 14, 2017
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Nuke Nut

A massive load of nut busted after a long dry spell of no sex or masturbation.
After no nut November I blew a nuke nut on December first. It was rope after rope.

I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.

Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.
by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020
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Nut Pact

A Nut Pact is a celebration of "brotherhood" between two individuals or a group - preferably by men. The prerequisite to initiating the "Nut Pact" requires one toilet and the ejaculation from your party members. Your party members must individually enter the said bathroom, masturbate, and "Nut" into the toilet; with no cleansing of the toilet between each person. Once one person finishes his part, the next person enters the bathroom and repeats - these steps repeat until everyone is finished; once everyone is finished, you must flush the toilet and thus complete the metaphor of brotherhood.
Brother #1: Hey friend! I really appreciate our friendship and I want to show that metaphorically by doing the "Nut Pact" with you!

Brother #2: Of course! Such a casual thing to do! I'd love to show that brotherhood with you, it's not gay!
by roelandt September 26, 2018
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Eternal Nut

A nut so incredibly powerful that it can cause a singularity in the spacetime continuum and rupture the buttholes of all men. If u perform this into a guy’s booty, unfortunately ur semen will vanish into another man’s butthole
Oh shit I accidentally did an eternal nut, where did my homie’s butthole go
by Omega nut masta November 3, 2019
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Stop Nutting

It's when you are really erect and you go to jizz all up in her face and when you do it's a really big load and she keeps begging you stop over and over but you just keep going.
She screamed at me please "stop nutting"
by Jacco69bignut September 24, 2017
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