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dude card

A play one makes when "checking", dissing, rebutting or putting down another--either their idea, behavior or character--using the opening line, "Dude!..."
Ex. 1:

Dude 1: Man, I'm SO gonna get laid hittin' on chicks at work.

Dude 2: Dude! You gotta stop that, you're gonna get fired or kicked in the nuts!

Dude 1: Dude! Don't play the dude card on me! I'm yer bro!

Dude 2: Dude! I'm not yer bro! And if I DON'T play the dude card on you, yer gonna get kicked in the nuts! You OBVIOUSLY have NO CLUE what yer doing!

Ex. 2:

Dude 1: Bro, I got so wasted last night I broke my face on the railing!

Dude 2: Dude! This is NOT something to brag about! Yer face is still bleeding! Go to the hospital before I slip and sue you for fallin' on my ass in your face-blood!

Dude 1: Dude! Do NOT play the dude card on me when my frickin' face is bleedin'! OWWWW! Take me to the hospital!
by Tee$ December 15, 2011
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Dude's night out

An evening consisting of gentlemen whom are close friends that go out on the town, consume large quantities of alcohol while yelling out the term "Dude's night out!" through out the whole evening. Usually led by a man with a lisp carrying a clip board. Quite often the majority of the group members tend to be of Portuguese decent and smelling of a mixture between that of Cool Water cologne and chouriço.
"You know what tonight is?!...Dude's night out!!"

"Hey man, you coming out for "Dude's night out Friday?!"

"What happens on Dude's night out, stays at Dude's night out!"
by dude's_night_out January 18, 2012
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Poppin dudes off

The act of a group of three or more gentlemen ejaculate forcefully into one's nostrils until pressure builds so high that one's ear drum pops off ejecting seman from the ears.
Hey Bro!.... You tryin' to pop some dudes off?!

Last night a few buddies and I went and popped some dudes off.

Yeah you know we poppin dudes off out here!
by Bingsing March 7, 2011
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HairyChicked Dude

When a girl has A LOT of facial hair and arm hair, so it makes them look like a man,
Eww Dude, She had a a hairier mustache than you"."Aww Dude, she Is a HairyChicked Dude
by DinoRawwr March 23, 2011
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dude, your sounds on

what you say when someone's bubble shooter game's sounds on!
amanda's computer: ping! ping! whoosh! ping!
everyone: who's sound's on?
amanda: ...(admiting of nothing)
everyone: dude, your sounds on!!
by roxy 4 $ August 22, 2011
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Google It, dude

A saying that's used when you don't want to give specific directions to a place that the person you're talking to.
Alex: "Where the hell is Clarkson park?"
Jake: *sigh* "Google It, dude."
by Thatonekidyouhate November 13, 2011
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Poo Dude

A man who is very, very interested in having anal sex with as many women as he can.
Jack: Hey, is that Ders?

Spoon: Yeah, he had anal with 30 girls in one semister.
Jack: So hes a poo dude?
Spoon: Totally
by FartyPants McAssburgers September 13, 2011
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