Pickle

The guy that dates the girl your entire friend group is into. He’s a loser, a stick in the mud, and honestly just a squid

Dude, that kid is an absolute pickle...

by Bouch December 8, 2020

Fickle pickle

A penis that changes its mind frequently. One day it suffers from premature ejaculation, and the next it can't get off. There is no known cause of a pickle being fickle, but fickle pickles like a good tickle.

I was with this guy last night who had a fickle pickle. He had no problem getting an erection, but it deflated after 5 seconds. But he said that I had to tickle the fickle pickle, and it popped right back up!

by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020

pickled wiener

When a man goes without bathing for over a month and his penis smells like it's been pickled.

Visible identifiers of a pickled wiener would include clumps of smegma sticking out of the foreskin, flies, and ingrown hairs.

"I'm not giving you head until you wash that pickled wiener between your legs"

by TheSlyfoxninja August 2, 2023

Pickle Husker

A Pickle Husker is a homosexual.

"Ryan's favorite artists are Justin Bieber and Girls Aloud. I think he's gay."

"Ryan is definitely a pickle husker."

by prince.ralph April 10, 2010

pickled

Marinated like a pickle; one has become soured by colonialism-- otherwise known as a "contaminated redskin."

N8TV 1: "I was in the Boy Scouts!"
N8TV 2: "Fuck, you're pickled..."

by i<3inc April 18, 2022

Pickling

Pickling is the act of using a pickle as a sounding round, ie. inserting it into one's urethra

"yo I was gonna take that goth chick home last night but then she told me she was into pickling so I dipped out"

by Nicholas McFrost February 26, 2023

Salts my pickles

Something that is good or something you really like or enjoy

That was the best movie I’ve seen in years. It really salts my pickles.

by SMaK February 19, 2020