Power Squeeze Bars

The bars found in handicap stalls so that retards don't fall over while laying bricks that are also used by normal people to squeeze while shitting to increase the intensity of the dump by up to 10x.

I couldn't get all of my poop out until I grabbed the power squeeze bars and clutched so hard that all fecal matter was let loose.

by niggasteve11 June 2, 2010

poo poo power

1. the sudden energy rush you get when you are trying to make it to the bathroom before you shit your self
2. the total disregard for human life as you drive recklessly to the nearest store.
3. the willingness to run from cops when your groundhogin it.

guy1"Your going 90 in a school zone!"

guy2"I don't give a fuck I got poo poo power!"

by rampage eddie June 3, 2013

imbecile to the fourth power

imbecile to the fourth power: a complete idiot that has no experience or common sense on how to do any work whatsoever; someone who is a nincompute times 4; someone who is incapable of common sense when it comes to work with their hands.

Ross is such an imbecile to the fourth power that he can’t even hang a picture on his wall without making a hole to the outside.

Ross is such an imbecile to the fourth power that he can’t open a sealed package without making a mess everywhere.

by iswearimpure June 15, 2018

Commit Power Button

When you want to die you commit power button

I want to commit power button

by iwannacommitpowerbutton March 28, 2019

Pullin' an Austin Powers

When you're playing blackjack and you decide to hit when you should definitely stand.

Dealer: That's 19
Person 1: I'll hit
Person 2: What are you pullin' an Austin Powers for? You have 19!

by herndonium September 15, 2020

Star Power Regret

When playing guitar hero, the instance sense of regret one feels when activating the star power feature in a song area with little to no notes.

Man, that spot had no notes, got total star power regret now!

by mellyjojo March 12, 2011

Cyber Power Blaster

Hackers who target pornographic websites and make animated lasers shoot from the orifices and nipples of nude photos.

When Larry Flynt turned on his computer and signed into Hustler.com, he was surprised to see that it had been tampered with by a cyber power blaster.

by PanhandleSlim July 27, 2011