apricot jam

someone whom is about to end their life

*in bio*

‘apricot jam’
*translates to*
‘i’m hurt and am thinking of taking a long sleep’

by apricots April 19, 2021

Jam

Someone with a square ass.

Wow, do you see that guy over here? He's such a Jam.

by Fridgempty April 29, 2021

Jam

When a good song is played on the radio, playlist, etc. Phrase often used by a streamer xQcOW.

Man , this song is a Jam.

by limex April 30, 2021

Jam Magno

(n.) a person Filipinos use to blame on for all their misfortunes.

Boy 1: Dammit, the pinggans have broken.
Boy 2: Kaninong fault ba yan?
Boy 1: JAM MAGNOOOOOOOOO

by a hoe for jel May 16, 2021

Sheep Jam

a common occurrence in New Zealand where hundreds of sheep walk across a one lane road for twenty minutes and block the traffic of one car

Person 1: Sheep jammed the road again, what's it called?
Person 2: A sheep jam.

by romansuperdestroyer May 29, 2021

Jam Magno

Jam Magno is a "Woke" twitter user who has been a massive dickhead for the past year

Here we go again, Jam Magno is spewing some dumb shit again.

by yepman June 3, 2021

Aussie jam boy

A recently banned highly derogatory, controversial but somewhat tasty Australian job. Inspired indian jam boy started by the British empire in the 1800s. An Australia jam boy would cover he’s penis in Vegemite whilst caddying for golfers. The Vegemite would be used a snack between holes. Golfers with a higher handicap usually used more well endowed Aussie jam boys as they could store more Vegemite.

Hugo it’s only the fourth hole and you’ve eaten all the Vegemite you greedy bugger. Your Aussie jam boy needs a few more inches.

by Peadhan September 27, 2024