My husband... a (used to be cool) black guy, who now nags andhas NEVER cleaned house... EVER. UNLESS he was really wanting YOU to clean the house or was in some way, feeling extremely inadequate and/or trying to recoup 'good wife' points. Whatev...
Oh look...... there's black Hazel, with his swiffer dusting the blinds and the TV in his black mid-calf socks, boxers. and knee length navy cotton blue robe. Wow... that's SO not hot.
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Wow... dude, you nag AND clean, just like Hazel in that old sitcom, cept she was white, female and had red hair.
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Wow... dude, you nag AND clean, just like Hazel in that old sitcom, cept she was white, female and had red hair.
by whosdatgurl January 1, 2012
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Water = Wuddah
Street = Screet
Going to = Gonna/finna
Money = Muney
Neighborhood = Hood
Dog = Dawg
Whats up = Wassup
Get me = Gits me
Some = Sum
Am not = Ain't
What are you = Whatchu
Drugs = Drogs
Fool = Foo
School = Schoo
Water = Wuddah
Street = Screet
Going to = Gonna/finna
Money = Muney
Neighborhood = Hood
Dog = Dawg
Whats up = Wassup
Get me = Gits me
Some = Sum
Am not = Ain't
What are you = Whatchu
Drugs = Drogs
Fool = Foo
School = Schoo
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person 2: what do you mean
person 1: because black sunshine is once in a lifetime, and you’re my black sunshine
person 2: you’re my black sunshine too
person 2: what do you mean
person 1: because black sunshine is once in a lifetime, and you’re my black sunshine
person 2: you’re my black sunshine too
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Get the Black Flash mug.Black Shamans are known for working with evil spirits, while White Shamans work with spirits of the upper world. They are specifically opposed to Yellow Shamans, which incorporates rituals and traditions from Buddhism.
Damn, I think that Black Shaman cursed me or something.
Fuck me dude, I didn't think you were gonna call a Black Shaman when I specifically asked for a White Shaman, dumbass.
Fuck me dude, I didn't think you were gonna call a Black Shaman when I specifically asked for a White Shaman, dumbass.
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