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snyder the spider

The theatrical bad ass who did nothing wrong in the hit play newsies. He was a just man doing what he thought necessary for the good of new york
That's snyder the spider he runs a place called the refuge for under age kids
by Aurek March 4, 2025
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Crabwalking buttfuck Spider

The crabwalking buttfuck spider

Is a large dinner plate sized spider

This primeval creature has a danger level of extraordinary it latches onto its human victims Faces and sticks it's proboscis into any available offices and secretes it's DMT load incompasitating it's victim shlepna male shlepnar female the shlepna secretes DMT specifically 5 meo DMT n,n DMT 5 chloro DMT 5 bromo DMT NMT 4aco DMT and 4-ho DMT. the shlepnar latches onto the face of the victim after eating the shlepna to fertilize the eggs it absorbs the shlepnas DMT and uses it to keep the human incompasitated while it fertilizes once the eggs are fertilized the shlepnar uses its 3rd proboscis to blow its egg load into the humans mouth the eggs become larva that feed themselves to the victim to preserve their living food source for as long as possible the larva secrete DMT as well after the larva mature they kill their food source by rapidly consuming every non vital part of the brain for counciousness preserving the counciousness maximum suffering the larva need endorphins to grow into crab walking buttfuck spiders the females die after blowing their load
Hey Ricky do you want to go catch that shlepna

Yhea Romulus we need that "(crabwalking buttfuck spider)" transcend the eseential part yes it's imperative
by Bondrewd the novel April 10, 2026
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what did the giraffe say to the spider

dont cheat and look up my tinder jokes...
Guy: what did the giraffe say to the spider
Girl: *Pikachu face when she googles it*
by tinderdadjoke July 23, 2021
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Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider

A spider-like creature unique to the house of yanyan.
Wow! That's a big Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider you got there!
by cassoy August 4, 2021
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Mr. Spider

"I can't stop thinking about Mr. Spider"
by Skyler_Ski November 15, 2021
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