smoke nation rotation 

when you have 3 people in a group smoking weed.
one of them has the bowl/joint/blunt and a lighter. the person to their left has an exhaler. and the person to their left has a cigarette. you keep passing until the weed's gone.
you can't pass again until the person with the weed is done hitting it.

Mannn don't mess up that smoke nation rotation or someone will smell that shit!

smoke nation rotation by eazybeezy123z April 20, 2009

there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke 

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue

Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"

there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007

smoke show 

An insult usually directed at any hot shot turbo that tries to impress poeple with thier skills as a motorist

Good one you fuckin smoke show.

good call on that turn you fucktwat. I think she was smokin... you almost had to shut'er down!

smoke show by Iron James January 27, 2004

smokehouse 

Homosexual male...One who hangs meat in mouth.

Is your nickname smokehouse? because everyone likes to hang their meat in your mouth.

smokehouse by davey loadman June 13, 2008

Smokeable Ice 

When you put ice inside of a pipe...light it up...then get high on those fucking water vapor fumes.

Pass it over cum guzzler...

Okay man take it easy...i think your addicted...

I'm not addicted to smokeable ice you crazy Cock sucking, motherfucking, twat licking, banna shoving, donkey punching, cum guzzling, ass belonker!

Smokeable Ice by Elephant Erection December 25, 2009

smoke sess 

a period of time when a one person or a group of people smoke hella weed

Cmon bro it's time for a lil smoke sess before the concert

smoke sess by lady legends September 5, 2016

Reverse smoker’s kiss 

When you connect your asshole to someone else’s asshole and fart

Man my girl hates the reverse smoker’s kiss maybe I should stick to mouth only stuff

Reverse smoker’s kiss by LMN OP March 14, 2022