Side-Traction

The state of being sidetracked for a period of time... hours later you realize what you were originally supposed to be doing.

I left last night to go to the store to buy some groceries. But then I got a phone call, asking me to do someone a favor. This caused me to be sidetracked & forget about why I left home.

The following morning, I was almost home I got traction when I realized I still haven't picked up the groceries. This is a case of Side-Traction

by Twisted_sis1977 January 27, 2020

Dark side

A female the once wanted to change the world, and might have thought of running for an office to do it, or to do it by some other means, but somewhere along the way had went a different route and decided to get as rich and influential as possible.

Both males and females had taken the Anakin Skywalker journey to the dark side.

by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020

Sunny Side Down

When a dude does a wall sit with his hands tied behind his back while some chick puts his head up her skirt so he can sickle on her pussy

Yo, Kyle, I heard that hoe Karen gave Micheal the Sunny Side Down.

by Bubbaducky March 29, 2020

double sided bagel bitch

a girl with both large breats, and big booty-cheeks.

WOW, Sharneeeeice really turned into a double sided bagel bitch.

by Double Sided Bagel Bitch April 1, 2020

Side friends

People you hang out with on a daily basis who aren't really your friends.

All my side friends want a piece of my new pay check ha!

by Allie2002 April 9, 2020

B-side

A place in Bradford full of a bunch of pussyholes from Bradford that get smashed up by the 982 and for some reason they think they’re hard until they get battered 9️⃣🔛🔝

Look at that pussy he looks like he’s from B-side

by Suckurmum April 12, 2020

one-sided forbidding

Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.

I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"

by QuacksO February 13, 2020