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Short

It's what my gf is
Man my gf is so short
by Thefrogs March 19, 2021
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Short Wire

a temporary lapse of faculties caused by stressful situations
people who can Short Wire include autistics (like me) and people with PTSD (my sister and step dad)
the best thing to do when someone is short wiring is to leave them alone and let them work through it
whats wrong with that guy?
the fireworks caused him to Short Wire
by kingofthesharkmen May 21, 2021
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Short

Lukas... is... short... and.... MEAN
by Danana Banana May 28, 2021
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National Short Ppl day

Yep every June 4th it’s National Short ppl day
by anonymous June 3, 2021
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dominic short

Dominic short was mistaken for Jesus Christ one day when he went for fish and chips. He could not feed the masses and was subsequently crucified on the side of a Lidl.
by The Crimson Rag June 4, 2021
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Short

God your short like chloe baker
by Keegan_the_king June 15, 2021
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Short term hedonistic

If I have to live for my kids then EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO LIVE FOR MY KIDS!
Dr. Jeepjorp "You can't do a short term hedonistic gratification because children!"

Hym "That's his entire bit. You can't do what you want because if he had to sacrifice is desires for his children... You should have to also do that for his children. His piece of shit retard of a wife's decision to fuck him give him dominion over past, present, and future now. We all have to do what this guy wants now or his kid isn't going to do what he wants later. Oooooor... I mean, it's a problem entirely generated by this guy having kids... So...."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2024
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