shitty on the rain faucet

Ripping the bong a perfect amount of times.

Yo bro, you want to get absolutely shitty on the rain faucet when we get home?

by Doodul April 15, 2024

Shiftchanging

Uk Fortnite com kid who banned pedos and American people in 2022 Fortnite com sold his TikTok account and both his quads and never came back

“ Shiftchanging “Get banned u dirty nonce

by Nfacapo April 29, 2024

shitty uncle

The shitty uncle is the uncle that did some time in prison for some shit he can't talk about. He listens to limp bizkit cannibal corpse. Sometimes he's called the drunkle because he gets fucked up on bottles on top of bottles and tells funny fucked ass story's. Shitty uncle isn't all bad he keeps shit real and straight forward and loves his family

THE STORY OF THE SHITTY UNCLE
To begin this story we have no choice but to start from the beginning he starts off just a brain dead baby in the middle of Ma and Pa's trailer with little responsiblity his soft spot used as an ash tray, holding dad's beer an and watching over the house when his parents are out on a coke binge.
Through his 20s he's just in and out of prison doing crime for dirty dime in and out of shitty relationships with all his prized shitty aunts who are sweet but out of there FUCKING MIND

Requirements to be The Shitty Uncle

:must die at the age of 45 or disappear

off the face of the earth

:burklesnatch your nephews face at

least 5 times a visit

:were a wife beater and baggy shorts,

backwards cap with a goatee and bald

:Be skinny but muscular

:live the peice of shit life

:punk is your main comeback or some

drunk shit

:must pull the most devious pranks on

your nephew and toughen him up and

protect your neice with your life

:and you have to get knocked tf out by a

7ft black dude who weighs 300 pounds

ripped sorry it's just the rules

:can only date sweet psycho women=

shitty aunts

shitty uncles cool asf

by Peice of shit uncle May 9, 2024

Shitty Slider

When you lube up your dick and you slide it into someone's shit filled ass

I just gave keighten a shitty slider

by Viridianhero June 1, 2024

Shitty

How the Japanese pronounce ‘city’.

I came from New York Shitty.

by CornyO June 21, 2024

Shitty comeback

When sodomizing doggystyle and committing coitus interuptus. The mixture of ejaculate and feces lands on the recipient's back creating a brownish white sheen.

She must have had a burrito for lunch because I pulled out and gave her a shitty comeback.

by wrgrbl June 23, 2024

Shiftsky

A whiskey drink after a long shift.

I could really use a shiftsky after today

by Tmillie June 24, 2024