That was stupid but she prolly munched his dick like a sammich. Kelsey to Mr. Ring, AKA Koty aka cats
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
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When one eats the garter off the bride then shoots it out during the night then slides it back on the wife to finish the last nights dance
I pulled the Colorado o-ring off then took a dump after a snack then slid it back on for our final dance
by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 24, 2022
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Did you hear about Emma? Her sugar mommy is like 40 years older than her, so I was shocked when I saw her wearing an elden ring on her finger!
"That's nothing. The ring that Blake has is from when he married a sugar daddy that was 80 years older than him. That old dude died the night after the wedding. That's a REAL elden ring."
"That's nothing. The ring that Blake has is from when he married a sugar daddy that was 80 years older than him. That old dude died the night after the wedding. That's a REAL elden ring."
by Too tired to choose March 30, 2022
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Dude 2: Oh you mean Elden Ring, yeah what about it.
Dude 1: It's a copy and paste of dark souls 3, but there's one new move, jump.
Dude 2: Mid Ring...
Dude 2: Oh you mean Elden Ring, yeah what about it.
Dude 1: It's a copy and paste of dark souls 3, but there's one new move, jump.
Dude 2: Mid Ring...
by fatmanfullofhate April 10, 2022
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