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Purple Mike

The act of purposely sticking your finger through the toilet paper to tickle your dirty butthole.
I was feeling really down because i fly my wingsuit with my knees bent so i gave myself a Purple Mike to raise my spirits... But it didnt work and now im even sadder than before...
Purple Mike by Jimbo Big Slice January 8, 2021

Purple Anthrax 

A delightful strain of weed that will fill you with bliss. It makes you feel as if you are at the edge of reality. It is an indica based hybrid cultivated and only available in Riverview.
"bro this shit must be that purple anthrax. my fingernails fell off after one hit"
"what bro?"
"....."

Purple headed womb brush

He give me a good clean out with his purple headed womb brush

Purple roga 

Person 1: Have you seen the purple roga in Flo’s bottom draw?
Person 2: Yeh it’s a whopper

Person 1: heard it does damage
Purple roga by Poo bandit baby February 3, 2021

purple grape 

When someone shoves a white grape up your nose and takes it out and turns purple and eats it
do u wanna try purple grape? it looks really fun and all my friends did it

Purple Camo 

The purple splotches seen with AIDS patients, specifically Kaposi’s Sarcoma.
I didn’t want to ask if he had AIDS but he had that Purple Camo
Purple Camo by OhmOhm February 27, 2021