purple headed bloom fairy

a male's statue that is below the waistline and above the knees, usually called the penis or erected or flacid male genetalia also known as a dick.

I stuck my purple headed bloom fairy in her vertical bacon smile.

by Will B February 24, 2004

purple vein diamond cutter

The description of the hardest erection one has ever had.

She is so good looking she gave me a purple vein diamond cutter.

by cravinbob December 14, 2010

purple headed yogurt slinger

Erect Penis

Timmy swung his Purple Headed yogurt slinger in my face right before he blew his load.

by GayinNovi September 22, 2013

Purple headed yogurt shooter

A penis.

He can't stop playing with his purple headed yogurt shooter.

by yermomgoestocollege81 March 31, 2009

purple people penis eater

slang term for vagina.

i fucked that bitch in the purple people penis eater!

by Cassidyyyyyyyy October 5, 2008

Flaming Purple Cheese Dreidle

A gay sex position where 3 men cover their bodies in nacho cheese and one sets their hindquarters on fire. To initiate in th Flaming Purple Cheese Dreidle one man does another in the anus, but only after he's used gasoline to set it on fire. Finally a third man spins around with his hands at a 90 degree angle saying, "Dreidle, Dreidle, Dreidle!!!"

Dude Fabio smells soooo bad...I think he did the Flaming Purple Cheese Dreidle last night....lol

by Sexyback69 December 12, 2008

Purple headed people puker

A penis with a slightly purple tip.

"Dr. Harris my penis tip is purple"
"Thats completely normal its called a purple headed people puker"

by I have 3 testicles November 1, 2018