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hairy porn

Porn that usually depicts an individual (or individuals) with excessive amounts of body hair around the genitalia, legs, arms/pits, and/or chest. Source material can involve tame things such as vanilla sex with hairy people or a hairy person just masturbating to some weird ass shit like licking/sucking on the hair.
Chances are if you're into this, you grew up watching waaaaaaaaaaaaayy too much Star Wars & thought it was a good idea to hook up with Chewbacca or an Ewok at some point.
Please do not do this.
" Dude, I got the biggest hard-on last night so I whipped out my laptop and pulled up some hairy porn. Got my nut in two strokes, I swear. "
by SayNoToChewbaccaSex April 16, 2017
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Porn Challenge

It's were you look at 1 hour of old women Pornography
Without saying Ewe, Disgusting Or vomiting
by pussc April 12, 2016
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porn favor

The act of norrowing porn from someone in hard times. Often described as an embarrassing act but becomes less difficult over time.
Porn favor: Bro let me borrow some porn, my spank bank is all dried up and my WiFi is on the fritz, alls I got is this DVD player and this crusty sports illustrated swim suit edition from 1999.
by moto173 April 22, 2018
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Futanari Porn

Futanari Porn is a type of porn that shows that the girls have dicks. Futanari Porn is also used in Hentai and 3D Animations. When watching Futanari, you may be confused with the body's gender because... yes.
I'M gonna watch a Futanari Porn and jerk off to... He or She?
by 中国人解释词 March 29, 2022
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Moped Porn

pornography entails when one man shoves his Phallus into one/many parts of a car
Moped Porn
"hey josh saw you was into Modped porn?"

"yea its great we should go for a drive some time?"
"yea maybe we can double team your ped"

":P"
by TheStonersBlog November 18, 2011
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Porn Haircut

A haircut that reminds you of a certain individual you saw once in a porno. Not to be confused with sex hair.
Dude, that one MILF on the US women's curling team has such a porn haircut

John did something different with his hair the other day, bro had such a porn haircut
by PornHaircut February 10, 2014
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porn squared

Porn that is running in the background of adult movie you are supposed to be watching. Also known as porn in porn, double porn, double xxx, and xxx-xxx.
Some dude: Hey Lee, did you see that guy bend that girl over and bang her in the ass.
Lee: Nah man! I missed it. I was watching the porn on the tv that guy had in his office as he was banging the first girl. Damn it! Why is the porn movie playing in the background of another movie always more interesting to me? I think i am addicted to porn squared.
by sam3333444555 March 6, 2019
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