A man who pretends to ve heterosexual when he is really low key being a "bottom" in man/man sexual activity.
by That Btch September 27, 2022
Get the Butt Piratemug. by Timothy Balton July 5, 2018
Get the Lung Piratemug. A mountain pirate can be identified by three defining characteristics:
1) Disregards the wants and needs of others regardless of the severity of the situation. Will accept death before accepting situations involving the benefit of any being other than himself. The mountain pirate will not allow any of his resources to be used by anyone other than himself by any means.
2) Problems forming bonds with others as a result of their belief that others are after their stuff whether or not intent was shown. Basically your existence is reasonable cause for the mountain pirate to suspect that you are after their stuff. Communication with a mountain pirate should be avoided. Does not like sudden movements and typically breathes with mouth open.
3) Has stuff. The mountain pirate will always have stuff because that’s what they’re about. The mountain pirate builds a deep emotional bond with their stuff. This connection consumes every area of the mountain pirates life. Never uses a lint roller and generally has a worried expression on their face (this is because they are worried all the time. About their stuff)
1) Disregards the wants and needs of others regardless of the severity of the situation. Will accept death before accepting situations involving the benefit of any being other than himself. The mountain pirate will not allow any of his resources to be used by anyone other than himself by any means.
2) Problems forming bonds with others as a result of their belief that others are after their stuff whether or not intent was shown. Basically your existence is reasonable cause for the mountain pirate to suspect that you are after their stuff. Communication with a mountain pirate should be avoided. Does not like sudden movements and typically breathes with mouth open.
3) Has stuff. The mountain pirate will always have stuff because that’s what they’re about. The mountain pirate builds a deep emotional bond with their stuff. This connection consumes every area of the mountain pirates life. Never uses a lint roller and generally has a worried expression on their face (this is because they are worried all the time. About their stuff)
“Your behavior is landing you dangerously close to earning the title of mountain pirate. Also obviously your mother is concerned.”
by Founderofflexandunmatchedskill June 29, 2020
Get the mountain piratemug. Pirate English is the language of any direct translation from a given language to english in Google Translate, without any kind of mand-handling. Hence, the sentences might be difficult to understand.
by CharlatanDk October 4, 2017
Get the Pirate Englishmug. by monkeymandcs September 13, 2017
Get the Pirate Dickingmug. It’s where you proceed to shit in your hand and shove it in someone’s ass and they shoot it out like a pirates cannon
Boy 1: “ yo, it smells like shit in here”
Boy 2: “I did a pirates cannon last night”
Boy 1:” how far did it go?”
Boy 2: “about 12 feet”
Boy 2: “I did a pirates cannon last night”
Boy 1:” how far did it go?”
Boy 2: “about 12 feet”
by JohnnyKraka April 18, 2025
Get the Pirates cannonmug. by Gorehound92 December 30, 2020
Get the Land Piratemug.