Pullin' an Austin Powers

When you're playing blackjack and you decide to hit when you should definitely stand.

Dealer: That's 19
Person 1: I'll hit
Person 2: What are you pullin' an Austin Powers for? You have 19!

by herndonium September 15, 2020

Commit Power Button

When you want to die you commit power button

I want to commit power button

by iwannacommitpowerbutton March 28, 2019

Pulling a Power Girl

Using ones cleavage to distract/manipulate someone as a means to achieving a greater objective.

Hero: We're so close. If only there were some way to get passed that guard, then we could save Christmas!
Heroine with spectacular breasts: Seriously, is that all? Hey guard! Yeah, do you think this dress is too low-cut?
Generic guard: I can see the face of god.
Heroine: Ok, I think he's distracted.

Say, didn't you used to have two kidneys?
Yeah but some chick was pulling a power girl on me and stole one when I wasn't looking.

by Mendicantwriter November 1, 2009

imbecile to the fourth power

imbecile to the fourth power: a complete idiot that has no experience or common sense on how to do any work whatsoever; someone who is a nincompute times 4; someone who is incapable of common sense when it comes to work with their hands.

Ross is such an imbecile to the fourth power that he can’t even hang a picture on his wall without making a hole to the outside.

Ross is such an imbecile to the fourth power that he can’t open a sealed package without making a mess everywhere.

by iswearimpure June 15, 2018

Power Squeeze Bars

The bars found in handicap stalls so that retards don't fall over while laying bricks that are also used by normal people to squeeze while shitting to increase the intensity of the dump by up to 10x.

I couldn't get all of my poop out until I grabbed the power squeeze bars and clutched so hard that all fecal matter was let loose.

by niggasteve11 June 2, 2010

HP = Higher Power

Used to reference an open and personal interpretation of God/Deity/Nature or any power greater than one's self.

The idea that there are determinants and conditions to life beyond self-control or human-control is a spiritual challenge that can be defeating or liberating. Attributing negative/positive determinants/conditions to something greater than one-self is thought to be liberating and alleviating. Hence, ideas of a Higher Power have formed the basis of all spiritual practices and religions.

The term HP detaches itself from preconceived notions and religious elements. God for example, is mistakenly associated with Christianity on an exclusive basis, this is not a necessary association. Hence HP unambiguously removes this association.

Coming to my own conception of a HP = Higher Power has been an eye opening experience for me, since it helped me understand that I'm not responsible for everything that happens, I'm simply a part of something.

by Poldini55 February 26, 2022

poo poo power

1. the sudden energy rush you get when you are trying to make it to the bathroom before you shit your self
2. the total disregard for human life as you drive recklessly to the nearest store.
3. the willingness to run from cops when your groundhogin it.

guy1"Your going 90 in a school zone!"

guy2"I don't give a fuck I got poo poo power!"

by rampage eddie June 3, 2013